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[flamekthunder]

[Oblivious to Reaper's thoughts but getting the ominous premonition that he's involved somehow, he'll take the quill to jot a quick response.]

Good luck finding one.

[b_a_n_g]

Thanks for offering. I knew I could count on you, amigo.

[flamekthunder]

You can't be serious.

[b_a_n_g]

I'm sure your speech will be electrifying.

[flamekthunder]

[Eustace is just going to stare at those words with some disgust before he holds the quill back to Tifa.

HE'S NOT ENTERTAINING THIS DUMB IDEA ANY LONGER.]

[starshower]

[Wait, why is he handing it back to her!?!]

Me again.

We'd love to make a speech. Could maybe even do one together!

[And just giving her husband That Look.]

[b_a_n_g]

[He knew he could count on Tifa to help him out here. He knew he liked her for a reason.]

You do seem to be the more eloquent of the two. I know I can trust such a speech in your hands.

No need for a bachelor party either, though I know he'd love to do one. I'm too old for fun and games and nudey bars.

[starshower]

It doesn't have to be anything big, but why not a party at the Starflower? Could always surprise him with it. Just some food, drinks, and a few friendly faces?

[b_a_n_g]

Oh no. Jack deserves all the fanfare. I suggest an extreme dick theme for his bachelor party. And someone had better put his face into a dick cake.

[starshower]

[Oh... Oh no, now Tifa's blushing, and she's just going to look to Eustace for help.......]

Maybe someone else might be better suited to help with that.

[b_a_n_g]

Thank goodness you've volunteered Eustace. We both know he'll succeed for Jack's sake.

[starshower]

I don't think Eustace is the right guy to plan a party like that.

He'll just end up taking everyone camping.

[b_a_n_g]

What a dick.

Well, at least he's pretty.

[starshower]

He is.

[She's just going to sigh!!! And hand the journal and quill back to Eustace.

Men!!!]

[flamekthunder]

[Ugh why did she give it back to him???]

Thanks.

[Yeah that's all he's saying to that. And also because he will acknowledge that he's good looking—]

Anything else?

[b_a_n_g]

No. Plans have been made. We'll see how well you do.

[flamekthunder]

Don't have high expectations.

[b_a_n_g]

I never do.