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[flamekthunder]

INBOX PLACEHOLDER i'll make it pretty later

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[everblooms]

They call it the impossible burger, but it's actually very much possible!

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[...Who the fuck—]

I think you sent this to the wrong person.

[He could have easily deleted this but he is going to be NICE and inform them.]

[everblooms]

[ ??? Oh. ]

Cloud?

[ It even sounds like him! ]

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[????]

No.

[everblooms]

Well, consider it a public service announcement. False advertising can only go so far, right?

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Who is this?

[everblooms]

My name's Aerith! What's your's? Since you're not Cloud, apparently.

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[Aerith.

Aerith.............]

Eustace.

[everblooms]

So, are you the guy with white hair? Corsair, right?

[flamekthunder]

There are a number of people who could match that description.

[Meanwhile, her name sounds kind of familiar? But all he's getting is a vague blob... Maybe something about flowers?]

[everblooms]

If I meant Astarion or Fenris, I'd have said their names. You're the other one, right? Dog ears?

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[.................]

Wolf.

But correct.

Were you the young woman with the flowers at the masquerade?

[everblooms]

Looks like we both made an impression on each other, huh?

[ Now the question is what kind of impression she left on him... hmmm.... ]

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Something like that.

[Nope, still a blob. Blob with flowers. And pushy...]

[everblooms]

Let me guess! You're gonna leave me hanging with that, aren't you? After I warned you about the very possible impossible burger, too.

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[Honestly he thought about it, and she's going to be left on read long enough to let her think so. But then a thought occurs to him—]

How did you get my ID?

[makoglow]

[ now it's eustace's turn ]

[flamekthunder]

[....

Instant delete.]

Christmas Gift

[lucky_e]

To Eustace,

Hello, I hope that this winter has been a calm one for you, despite recent events. It's been quite busy for me as well, traversing through time and space will do that! That aside, please, enjoy this gift and let it help keep you warm and your holiday peaceful.

Happy Holidays,

Santa Claus

[Eustace gets a very big, very soft dog plushie/pillow! It's super huggable and really very cute!

He also gets a box of chocolates and freshly ground coffee!]

Re: Christmas Gift

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[Since there is an actual Santa Claus in his world, for a moment he wonders if it's the same one, but having been here long enough he doubts it.

But...he will find this very big, very soft dog plush pillow very cute. Even in the privacy of his own home his exterior, calm expression is completely different from the warm, fluttery feeling of joy that the pillow evokes. He is definitely going to put this in a safe spot and not have any shame having it on display.

Thanks Santa!!!]

Winterstide Gift

[pinksidekicking]

[ Wherever Eustace sleeps there are some gifts.

Cookies and a small plush shrimp with a note "The cookies are cat-shaped, but no animals were harmed in the making." in a pink pencil. ]

Re: Winterstide Gift

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[Well this is an...interesting gift. Also how did Nimona find where he lives did she ask Tifa???

In any case, he'll just send her a quick text message of—]

Thanks for the gift.

[—and a picture of Valo playing with the plush.]